Well, well, well, look at this here. Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6007G-011 Purchasing, huh? That’s a mouthful. Sounds fancy, though. I seen some of them fancy watches before. This one, this 6007G-011, they say it’s a remake. Means they done made it again, I reckon. But newer, shinier. Like when you patch up an old quilt, but use new fabric.
So, you wanna know about buyin’ one of these, eh? Well, let me tell ya, these ain’t your everyday kinda watches. These Patek Philippe, that’s what they call ‘em, they’re like the Cadillac of watches. Big money, these things. Heard some folks talkin’, sayin’ it got a new “caliber.” Don’t rightly know what that means, but I reckon it’s somethin’ important inside. Makes it tick better, maybe.
They say this Calatrava, that’s the name they give this kinda watch. It’s been around a long time, this Calatrava thing. Since way back, 1839, the paper said. That’s older than dirt! Patek Philippe been makin’ these watches forever, seems like. Must be doin’ somethin’ right, I guess, to be around that long. They make all sort of fancy stuff.
Now, you wanna buy one? You better have deep pockets, sonny. These things cost more than my whole house! I seen some numbers, 30,000 dollars! Can you believe that? For a watch! You could buy a whole herd of cows for that kinda money. And shipping, they say it’s free. Well, it oughtta be, for that price!
- Patek Philippe Calatrava, that’s the name to remember.
- 6007G-011, that’s this new one.
- Cost ya a pretty penny, that’s for sure.
- They’ve been makin’ ‘em since 1839, that’s a long, long time.
And get this, you might not even be able to get one right away! They say there’s a waitin’ list. Like waitin’ for the county fair to come around. Could be a year, could be longer. Heard some folks sayin’ they waited eight years for some other Patek Philippe watch, called a Nautilus. Eight years! I coulda grown a whole garden in that time. These rich folks, they got more money than sense, I tell ya.
Then there’s the other one, Patek Philippe Nautilus 5811/1G, they are talking about that one too. Said the old 5711 was a big hit. Don’t know what that all means, but sounds important. They even made a special one with a blue face, Tiffany blue, they called it. Sold for millions! I ain’t lying. Millions for a watch, can you imagine?
There’s been a whole heap of these Calatrava watches over the years. Lots of different ones. Folks like to collect ’em, like them stamps or them little porcelain dolls. ‘Specially the old ones, the vintage ones, they call ’em. They say they’re worth a lot. And those Patek Philippe Complications, those are real fancy. Lots of little doohickeys and whatnots inside. They say those are good to buy if you got the money. Like puttin’ your money in the bank, but fancier. They say it’s a good “investment”, whatever that means.
I don’t know nothin about investin but it just a watch to tell time. But I tell ya, these Patek Philippe watches, they’re somethin’ else. If you got the money burnin’ a hole in your pocket, and you don’t mind waitin’ for it, then maybe this Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6007G-011 is for you. But me? I’ll stick with my old trusty watch. It might not be fancy, but it tells the time just fine. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. These fancy rich folks, they somethin’ else.
These Patek Philippe watches sure are somethin’. Lots of folks want ’em. Must be nice to have that kinda money. But I’m happy with what I got. I don’t need no fancy watch to tell me what time it is. Just makes no sense. Waste of money is what it is. Better spend money on food and house.